i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
You did what with his pubic hair?
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