I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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