My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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