what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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