I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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