I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
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