You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
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I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
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Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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