she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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