The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
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I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
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After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Sext me about skeletons
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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