I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Terrible idea I love it
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
