Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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