I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Randomize
