Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
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Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
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I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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