sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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