Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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