I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
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I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
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I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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