i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
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just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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