She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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