walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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