omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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