idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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