I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
i now understand why vodka
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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