I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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