I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
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