come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
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she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
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Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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