I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
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