Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Congratulations! We have a period
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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