omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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