franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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