He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I think my fart just growled at me.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Randomize
