Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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