you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
she smelled like a LAN party
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
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Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
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I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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