She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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