so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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