Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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