Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
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I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
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I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
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