Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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