I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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