You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
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