I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
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Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
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Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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