I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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