Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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