he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
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I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
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