I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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