six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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