Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Just cropdusted the office
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
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Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
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I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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