I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
The ass gains better be worth it
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