"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
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I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
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wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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