I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
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I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
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Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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