Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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