i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
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