She is in my trunk
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
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drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
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I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
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