Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
