But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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