im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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