i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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