I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
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And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
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You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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