: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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