i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I think im going to throw up on grandma
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
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